Catch Babies and Drink Coffee T-Shirt – Funny Newborn Nurse Tee

☕ Caffeine & Newborn-Catching Solidarity

Soft, breathable jersey knit that moves with you during long shifts and quiet moments at home. This lightweight tee pairs a gentle crew neckline and side-seamed silhouette with a sweet, playful design: a swaddled newborn illustration, a steaming coffee mug, and the hand-lettered phrase “All I Do Is Catch Babies and Drink Coffee.” It reads like a private joke among night nurses, new parents, and birth workers — equal parts exhausted and delighted. The fabric drapes easily for layering under scrubs or over leggings, and the tear-away label keeps skin comfortable during long hours. Built with responsibly sourced Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and reinforced shoulder tape, it’s made to endure wash after wash while staying soft.

Wear it on call nights, during postpartum visits, or whenever you want to celebrate the messy, caffeine-fueled work of caring for little ones. The muted pinks and soft gray lettering sit gently on pale tees and blend well with neutral scrubs or jeans. This tee feels like a nod of solidarity — practical, warm, and a little bit tender.

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Night-Shift Comfort

Crafted from premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz) for an ultra-breathable, lightweight feel that keeps you cool and comfortable from clock-in to clock-out.

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Crisp, Detailed Art

The playful newborn and coffee design is applied using high-grade DTF/DTG printing techniques for crisp lines and resilient, long-lasting colors.

Sizing & Fit Recommendations

💡 FIT TIP: True-to-Size Unisex Fit These shirts have a comfortable, classic unisex retail fit. They are perfect for tucking cleanly into scrub joggers, layering under your favorite cardigans or scrub jackets, or tying in a side-knot.

If you prefer a highly tailored, fitted look, we recommend sizing down one size. If you love a cozy, relaxed oversized fit for comfort during active shifts, stick to your standard size.

Available in Sizes S to 3XL
Pre-shrunk fabric to minimize shrinkage surprises
Tear-away label to completely eliminate collar tickle and skin irritation

Fabric Specs & Care Instructions

Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Note: Heather colors contain high-grade polyester blends for that classic textured look)
Construction Features: Reinforced side seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention; ribbed knit crew collar with seam
Certifications & Ethics: REACH certified materials; sustainably printed on responsibly sourced Bella+Canvas blanks with humane manufacturing credentials
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat. Do not dryclean. Avoid ironing directly over the printed graphic art.

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