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Our \"Alarms Are My Background Music\" retro tee captures this daily clinical soundtrack with a healthy dose of shift-tested humor. Featuring a beautiful hand-lettered design in soft charcoal and teal, accented with playful musical notes, delicate hearts, and a crisp EKG line, it strikes the perfect balance between clinical pride and clever wit. 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