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This lightweight tee pairs a gentle crew neckline and side-seamed silhouette with a sweet, playful design: a swaddled newborn illustration, a steaming coffee mug, and the hand-lettered phrase “All I Do Is Catch Babies and Drink Coffee.” It reads like a private joke among night nurses, new parents, and birth workers — equal parts exhausted and delighted. The fabric drapes easily for layering under scrubs or over leggings, and the tear-away label keeps skin comfortable during long hours. Built with responsibly sourced Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and reinforced shoulder tape, it’s made to endure wash after wash while staying soft. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it on call nights, during postpartum visits, or whenever you want to celebrate the messy, caffeine-fueled work of caring for little ones. The muted pinks and soft gray lettering sit gently on pale tees and blend well with neutral scrubs or jeans. This tee feels like a nod of solidarity — practical, warm, and a little bit tender.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Section 2: Shift-Ready Feature Cards --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-icon\"\u003e☁️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"nw-feature-name\"\u003eNight-Shift Comfort\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nw-feature-desc\"\u003eCrafted from premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz) for an ultra-breathable, lightweight feel that keeps you cool and comfortable from clock-in to clock-out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-icon\"\u003e🎨\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"nw-feature-name\"\u003eCrisp, Detailed Art\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nw-feature-desc\"\u003eThe playful newborn and coffee design is applied using high-grade DTF\/DTG printing techniques for crisp lines and resilient, long-lasting colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Section 3: Interactive Detail Tabs (Native CSS) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-details-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- Item 1: Sizing \u0026 Fit Tip --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-accordion-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Fit Recommendations\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-accordion-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-size-tip\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💡 FIT TIP: True-to-Size Unisex Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e These shirts have a comfortable, classic unisex retail fit. 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