{"product_id":"er-nurse-t-shirt-i-was-normal-before-the-er-funny-rn-tee","title":"ER Nurse T‑Shirt — \"I Was Normal Before the ER\" Funny RN Tee","description":"\u003c!-- \n  Shopify Product Page Description Reinvention\n  Product: \"I Was Normal Before the ER\" Funny Retro Tee\n  \n  To use: \n  1. Go to your Shopify Admin \u003e Products \u003e Select \"I Was Normal Before the ER\" Tee\n  2. In the Description editor, click the \"\u003c\/\u003e\" (Show HTML) button.\n  3. 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If your shift thrives on heavy coffee, quick thinking, and pure adrenaline, this ultra-groovy retro tee is your official survival uniform. Featuring the hilarious statement, \"I Was Normal Before the ER,\" surrounded by warm retro sunbeams, a steaming coffee mug labeled \"Fueled by Caffeine,\" a hanging badge reel reading \"Surviving One Shift at a Time,\" and clean EKG heartbeat lines, it strikes the perfect balance between clinical-grade pride and witty, shift-tested humor. Wear it during wild triage rotations, early morning nursing station rounds, or as a cozy, off-duty badge of honor that only your fellow emergency crew will truly appreciate.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Section 2: Shift-Ready Feature Cards --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-grid\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-icon\"\u003e☕\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch4 class=\"nw-feature-name\"\u003eRelatable ER Humor\u003c\/h4\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"nw-feature-desc\"\u003eA highly specific inside joke dedicated to ER nurses, emergency room staff, and trauma crews who live to \"survive one shift at a time.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n    \u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-card\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-icon\"\u003e☁️\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch4 class=\"nw-feature-name\"\u003eShift-Proof Softness\u003c\/h4\u003e\n      \u003cp class=\"nw-feature-desc\"\u003ePrinted on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 blanks. 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