{"product_id":"the-potassium-police-t-shirt-funny-dialysis-renal-nurse-tee","title":"The Potassium Police T-Shirt - Funny Dialysis \u0026 Renal Nurse Tee","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n    .nursewear-product-description {\n      font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\n      color: #333333;\n      line-height: 1.6;\n      max-width: 100%;\n      margin: 0 auto;\n    }\n\n    \/* Core pitch banner - Original Brand Colors *\/\n    .nw-pitch-banner {\n      background-color: #faf6f5; \/* Warm cream brand color *\/\n      border-left: 4px solid #b55d4c; \/* Accent rose *\/\n      padding: 18px;\n      border-radius: 0 8px 8px 0;\n      margin-bottom: 24px;\n    }\n\n    .nw-pitch-title {\n      font-size: 18px;\n      font-weight: 700;\n      color: #b55d4c;\n      margin: 0 0 8px 0;\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: 8px;\n    }\n\n    .nw-pitch-text {\n      font-size: 14px;\n      margin: 0;\n      color: #555555;\n    }\n\n    \/* Feature Grid (Responsive 4-Card Layout) *\/\n    .nw-feature-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n      gap: 16px;\n      margin-bottom: 28px;\n    }\n\n    @media screen and (min-width: 480px) {\n      .nw-feature-grid {\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n      }\n    }\n\n    .nw-feature-card {\n      background: #ffffff;\n      border: 1px solid #eee;\n      border-radius: 8px;\n      padding: 16px;\n      box-shadow: 0 2px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.02);\n    }\n\n    .nw-feature-icon {\n      font-size: 20px;\n      margin-bottom: 8px;\n    }\n\n    .nw-feature-name {\n      font-weight: 700;\n      font-size: 15px;\n      color: #333333;\n      margin: 0 0 4px 0;\n    }\n\n    .nw-feature-desc {\n      font-size: 13px;\n      color: #666666;\n      margin: 0;\n      line-height: 1.4;\n    }\n\n    \/* Accordion \/ Tabs (Clean native CSS, no JS needed) *\/\n    .nw-details-accordion {\n      margin-top: 20px;\n      border-top: 1px solid #eee;\n    }\n\n    .nw-accordion-item {\n      border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\n    }\n\n    .nw-accordion-item details {\n      padding: 12px 0;\n    }\n\n    .nw-accordion-item summary {\n      font-weight: 700;\n      font-size: 15px;\n      color: #333333;\n      cursor: pointer;\n      list-style: none;\n      display: flex;\n      justify-content: space-between;\n      align-items: center;\n      user-select: none;\n    }\n\n    \/* Standard summary caret remover and custom indicator *\/\n    .nw-accordion-item summary::-webkit-details-marker {\n      display: none;\n    }\n\n    .nw-accordion-item summary::after {\n      content: \"+\";\n      font-size: 18px;\n      font-weight: normal;\n      color: #777777;\n      transition: transform 0.2s ease;\n    }\n\n    .nw-accordion-item details[open] summary::after {\n      content: \"−\";\n    }\n\n    .nw-accordion-content {\n      padding-top: 10px;\n      font-size: 13.5px;\n      color: #555555;\n    }\n\n    \/* Sizing quick tip box - Original Clean Hospital Teal Theme *\/\n    .nw-size-tip {\n      background-color: #f1f7f6; \/* Clean hospital-teal hue *\/\n      border-left: 4px solid #1a5c5a; \/* Deep Teal Accent *\/\n      padding: 12px;\n      border-radius: 0 6px 6px 0;\n      font-size: 13px;\n      color: #1a5c5a;\n      margin-bottom: 12px;\n    }\n\n    .nw-size-tip strong {\n      display: block;\n      margin-bottom: 3px;\n    }\n\n    \/* Spec list *\/\n    .nw-spec-list {\n      padding-left: 18px;\n      margin: 8px 0;\n    }\n\n    .nw-spec-list li {\n      margin-bottom: 6px;\n    }\n  \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nursewear-product-description\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- Section 1: The Emotional \/ Thematic Hook --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-pitch-banner\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"nw-pitch-title\"\u003e🚨 Fighting the Forbidden Banana Battle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nw-pitch-text\"\u003eAre you tired of fighting the forbidden banana battle? Every dialysis and nephrology nurse knows the struggle: you spend half your shift monitoring labs and the other half gently (or frantically) reminding grown adults that avocados, potatoes, and bananas are not their friends right now. Enter \u003cstrong\u003eThe Potassium Police T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e—the ultimate badge of honor for the overworked, highly-caffeinated renal nurse. Featuring a hilariously chaotic, undead-chic art style, this shirt perfectly captures the reality of a shift in the dialysis unit. With an iconic clipboard message reading, \u003cem\u003e\"I am 90% caffeine and 10% arguing with grown adults about their dietary potassium limits,\"\u003c\/em\u003e this tee says everything you’re thinking so your face doesn't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Section 2: Shift-Ready Feature Cards --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-icon\"\u003e🍌\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"nw-feature-name\"\u003eRelatable Humour\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nw-feature-desc\"\u003eFeatures sinister bananas, aggressive avocados, and angry potatoes reminding everyone to \"Respect the K+\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-icon\"\u003e🏥\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"nw-feature-name\"\u003ePerfect Clinic Wear\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nw-feature-desc\"\u003eIt's the ultimate conversation starter for casual Fridays, under-scrub wear, or post-shift unwinding in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-icon\"\u003e☁️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"nw-feature-name\"\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nw-feature-desc\"\u003eMade from ultra-soft, breathable cotton fabric (premium Bella+Canvas 3001) that keeps you comfortable during those grueling 12-hour shifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-feature-icon\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"nw-feature-name\"\u003eHigh-Quality Print\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"nw-feature-desc\"\u003eThe detailed, vibrant graphic is designed to survive the clinic washing machine without cracking or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Section 3: Interactive Detail Tabs (Native CSS) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-details-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- Item 1: Sizing \u0026 Fit Tip --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-accordion-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails open=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eSizing \u0026amp; Fit Recommendations\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-accordion-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"nw-size-tip\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💡 FIT TIP: True-to-Size Unisex Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e These shirts feature a comfortable, universally flattering unisex retail fit. 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