The Potassium Police T-Shirt - Funny Dialysis & Renal Nurse Tee

🚨 Fighting the Forbidden Banana Battle

Are you tired of fighting the forbidden banana battle? Every dialysis and nephrology nurse knows the struggle: you spend half your shift monitoring labs and the other half gently (or frantically) reminding grown adults that avocados, potatoes, and bananas are not their friends right now. Enter The Potassium Police T-Shirt—the ultimate badge of honor for the overworked, highly-caffeinated renal nurse. Featuring a hilariously chaotic, undead-chic art style, this shirt perfectly captures the reality of a shift in the dialysis unit. With an iconic clipboard message reading, "I am 90% caffeine and 10% arguing with grown adults about their dietary potassium limits," this tee says everything you’re thinking so your face doesn't have to.

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Relatable Humour

Features sinister bananas, aggressive avocados, and angry potatoes reminding everyone to "Respect the K+".

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Perfect Clinic Wear

It's the ultimate conversation starter for casual Fridays, under-scrub wear, or post-shift unwinding in style.

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Premium Comfort

Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton fabric (premium Bella+Canvas 3001) that keeps you comfortable during those grueling 12-hour shifts.

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High-Quality Print

The detailed, vibrant graphic is designed to survive the clinic washing machine without cracking or fading.

Sizing & Fit Recommendations

💡 FIT TIP: True-to-Size Unisex Fit These shirts feature a comfortable, universally flattering unisex retail fit. They lay cleanly over scrubs, tuck easily into clinic waistbands, and double as cozy loungewear for your post-shift wind-down.

If you prefer a highly tailored, structured fit, we recommend sizing down one size. For a relaxed, extra-cozy fit, choose your standard retail size.

Available in Unisex Sizes S to 3XL
Pre-shrunk fabric reduces the risk of post-wash shrinkage surprises
Features a completely tagless, tear-away collar to keep skin itch-free

Fabric Specs & Care Instructions

Fit: Unisex retail fit (comfy, relaxed, and true to size)
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain premium high-grade polyester blends to maintain maximum durability)
Fabric Weight: Lightweight and breathable for busy shifts
Construction: Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping to ensure it maintains its shape and retail look wash after wash.
Care Instructions: To keep your graphic looking crisp and bold shift after shift, machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat. Do not dryclean. Avoid ironing directly over the colorful graphics.

Shipping & Gifting Guarantee

🎁 The Ultimate Gift for Nephrology Heroes: Looking for the perfect gift for a Preceptor, a new grad passing their CNN exam, or your favorite dialysis clinic work bestie? This shirt is guaranteed to bring laughs to the breakroom.

Fast Shipping: Proudly printed and shipped right here in the USA.
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