Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

🩺 ICU: Where "Stable" is Suspicious

Step onto the unit with the ultimate insider humor that only a critical care warrior understands. In the fast-paced, high-stakes environment of the ICU, a quiet shift isn't a relief—it’s a warning, because you know all too well that when everything is suddenly "stable," something is about to drop. This incredibly soft, lightweight jersey tee celebrates your sharp clinical instincts with a detailed, retro-infused medical design. The bold, vibrant graphic features an ICU patient monitor actively tracking vital signs, a dripping IV saline bag, a clinical syringe, and a steaming coffee mug with the cheeky reminder: "Caffeine First, Patients Second (Just Kidding)". Rounded out with the iconic, colorful lettering "ICU: Where STABLE is SUSPICIOUS", this tee is perfect for layering under heavy hospital scrubs, running busy clinical rotations, or winding down on your day off with a huge cup of coffee.

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Critical Care Humor

A highly specific inside joke dedicated to ICU nurses, critical care doctors, respiratory therapists, and medical crews who thrive in the beautiful chaos of saving lives.

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Shift-Proof Softness

Printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 blanks. Made with lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²), 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for cool, highly breathable comfort under heavy scrub layers.

Sizing & Fit Recommendations

💡 FIT TIP: True-to-Size Unisex Fit These shirts have a comfortable, classic unisex retail fit. The clean silhouette tucks smoothly into scrub joggers, layers perfectly under hospital zip-ups, or styles easily with casual wear.

If you prefer a highly tailored, fitted look, we recommend sizing down one size. If you love a cozy, relaxed oversized style for lounging post-shift or wearing over leggings, stick to your standard size or size up.

Excellent gift for ICU nurses, nursing graduates, critical care fellows, trauma physicians, or medical students
Available in Sizes S to 3XL
Pre-shrunk fabric with shoulder tapering and dual side seams to hold its shape over time
Tear-away label to completely eliminate collar tickle and skin irritation

Fabric Specs & Care Instructions

Material: 100% Premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) for lightweight, breathable comfort (Note: Fabric blends vary for heathers: Ash/Prism - 99% cotton/1% poly; Standard Heathers - 52% cotton/48% poly; Athletic/Black Heather - 90% cotton/10% poly).
Design Details: Ribbed knit collar to bolster shaping, tapered shoulders for a better fit over time, and dual side seams.
Printing Note: Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using high-definition DTF (Direct-to-Film) technology when fulfilled by premium partners like OPT OnDemand or Shirt Monkey.
Certifications: Ethically manufactured in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way. Part of the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat. Do not dryclean. Avoid ironing directly over the printed graphic art.

Safety & EU Compliance (GPSR)

Product Information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

Warnings & Hazard: For adult use. Sourced from Honduras.

EU Representative:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Address: 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

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Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

🩺 ICU: Where "Stable" is Suspicious

Critical Care Humor

Shift-Proof Softness

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